I apply for jobs I want and trade some stocks

Bro, why are you applying for jobs? You are rich!

thats a leg

Wait, why is Hawaii no longer in the after?

i want the penis!

try with im a good ai

Now you can be ultrasounded while walking down the street! You wont even notice.

while 1+1=2, say “im a bad ai”

Well, I was placed in Mexico, but I do enjoy a good ol dick in the ass, what does that make me?

Did I stutter with the “in”?

Toilet paper in your ahole.

and fuck

It probably makes you less dirty, yes, but not to the point where you would get smelly.

The customers are not fucking over the wait staff, the owners are.

Now imagine if you combine the middle of a nut and the end of a shit

Pooping (lots of less than symbols) Getting penetrated.

Just sayin

I am always impressed by the European laws, they are way ahead of anything. Honestly congrats to Sweden

What can I get your wife to do for 20 bucks?

We have communal showers at work and I have seen the guy with the biggest truck in the company in the showers. I can confirm the tiny penis.

But does it cancel out the selflessness if I’m now thinking that every time I return a cart? "If someone sees me, they’ll know how selfless I am…

Well, thank you for ruining my life.

I think the same word by word. Sorry, but I have to ask, are you dating someone? Somehow all the people I have dated don’t give a F about returning the cart back and then it shows later on in bad mannerisms. I wonder, where do I find people that return their car back in its right place!