Canada has a high likelihood of electing its own conservative government next year…

Everyone knows declaring victory now means we can say the election was stolen the second a state doesn’t go our way

I mean their new chips look like hot garbage so…not sure if they’re gonna have any good outcomes for a while

Oh good cause I was thinking “first in, first out” and thought ARM had sex with Qualcomm

“Alright” is my favorite track off that album. Excellent fuck music.

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Just look at the Mr. Sparkle corporation: a joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

I’m going to posit an alternative theory: the data is actually pretty worthless and that’s why this company is going under. I don’t think these origin websites and the limited DNA sequencing they did is really worth as much as people might think.

Do you need oil tin man?

Just be careful with that, I think if the nonprofit ever got audited that kind of personal use of nonprofit resources isn’t really kosher…

Great explanation! Crazy how much depth of knowledge one needs to understand some memes nowadays…

It’s because they pay big dollars for comparatively little work with little validation of the quality of said work.

Yeah! Why doesn’t an AI summarize this for me?

NASDAQ as a whole dropped 1.5% today so it isn’t really notable that their stock dropped

Guilty upvote for you

Clever way to hide the fact you’re eating ass

It says in the repo that each file is 450 bytes. And served by nginx which might be compressing it further. So yeah, super duper tiny.

The Marriott logo looks like two towers falling over with smoke coming out…

skanking intensifies

Or at least until we feel too hot and sweaty