Lawful evil kid standing behind a tree spawn camping the newly armed trick or treaters

Poor gobby shoulda swallowed

For real I re-read it a few times and just got this shit eating grin on my face

Is that a bed pan filled with milk? That’s naaasty

Oh shit forgot about that. I was in high school when we figured that out.

Maybe ultra low frequency somehow.

“FuckCarsCircleJerk”

“See! She’s not perfect, so you cant criticize trump for any of his flaws or you are a hypocrite!”

All politicians are the same! Our quarterback is cooler than your girl! Go Red team!

The pessimist in me worries it will break in a storm then get paraded around as an example of why wind can’t replace fossil fuels…

Take the drill bit out of your drill. Open the chuck up all the way and place it over the screw. If there is enough screw head there you might be able to grab it with the drill and just unscrew.

Edit: looking at the other picture makes me think it is recessed and that wouldn’t work then.

Part of a stress breakdown I had was caused by that mindset allowing myself to be stretched too thin at work.

New Grant? Boss we can’t handle that in addition to everything we already do!

A few months later - What do you mean we got the grant, boss?

Me, realizing it is a done deal and part of my new responsibilities - “iT Is wHaT iT Is”

Fucking lol.

Ahhh I’m too old for this. I vaguely remember it being a fake calculator app and instead some sort of messenger?

I. Still laughing

Battery horse staple

Word.

Part of one - inflationary tax. Eliminate most all forms of tax. Instead only way to fund anything is to print money.

Money earned through criminal enterprise, once found is taken and “destroyed” (excluding damages to victims).

Negatives that go punished reduce inflation and benefit everyone.

This is a regressive tax so it would require a very assertive socialist support system with liberal spending on jobs and education for poor folks.

No tax breaks for big companies because no taxes. There is no such thing as a balanced budget since there is no revenue, only things we decide are worth paying for.

Would require regular currency adjustments. Still haven’t figured that part out yet. Maybe every 10 years decide how many zeros to take off everyone’s money and have a process for upgrading paper currency while most will be handled through banks.

I didn’t do it for my family. I did it… for line go up.

I liked to see the line go up.

Orange white, orange

Green white, blue

Blue white, green

Brown white, brown

Learned it 20 years ago, never used it. how did I do?

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