Much ado about it

That repeatedly disproven line of horseshit? Yeah I’ve heard of it. Wasn’t impressed.

Oh shit better look out, we got an edgelord here!

Not sure who that is but obviously not Israel

Also literally one of the ways to make a basic cheese (boil milk, add lemon, collect and strain curds from whey, add salt to taste). Can substitute vinegar for lemon.

and it turned him into a gibbering idiot

You’d be hard-pressed to determine which one it was by that description alone

I honestly wouldn’t believe it was a genuine Tesla unless it spontaneously caught fire.

I hate that I love this

What if you self-check 3 times a week?

Definitely not if you have the opportunity to work somewhere else.

Just a knock-off but it does the trick

Literally shaking right now

See Wikipedia: Five Eyes