20 year old shock video of a man sticking a glass jar up his ass. Spiderman spoils the ending.

Interesting. I’ve heard of worse plans to spend a weekend.

Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.

How many donuts could You stack on before You are unable to reach the asshole? Just wondering.

You can not enter. You need to do some sort of side quest before they let you in.

Nope. Polish doesn’t have one.

Yet when I wanted to make my vacuum speak like Consuela from Family Guy I couldn’t do it.

Why does it look so weird? I’m not even sure what shape I’m looking at.

After reading the comments I can assume, lactose intolerance is like combining the effects of eating extremely hot food with extended fasting. Seams rough. But on the other hand, cheese. The second best thing You can eat. Totally worth it.

Ever tried those Buldak ramen? Similar experience.

I know the feeling. I tried extended fasting a couple of times. After the third day it looks exactly as what You described. I shat on my couch the first time I tried it.

If the worst effect of lactose intolerance is diarrhea, I think I would choose having diarrhea over not eating cheese.

The minute they start playing ads in my country, I’m out. I’ll just start shop lifting to avoid standing in lines.

Why would they need to accept cash? The whole point is speed and convenience. Scan Your item, put your phone to the terminal and off You go.

You’re kidding, right? Are You trying to tell me, You physically walk somewhere to pay Your electricity bill? Are You also using cash to do it?

Reading the comments, do people not like self checkout? Is it another one of these American things, that baffle the rest of the world? Like grocery baggers. I’m European, living in Poland and Denmark and if given the choice, I will always pick the store with self checkout. It’s simply faster. Only old people don’t use self check out, not because of boomer ideology, but because they need the cashier’s help.

When they announce a self driving Plymouth Fury, I’m out.

For me it’s always time to watch David Pumpkins daily.