Squanchin' it

Humans be like:

Is this the Confederation of Independent Systems(CIS) or the Commonwealth of Independent States(CIS)?

Idk, I’ve heard bonobos get down

“one broad with a static-y vest…”

This 💯

It was annoying af coming off a 3rd 12 shift at 7am dying to get home and passing the overly cheerful day shift morning people. “good morning! Happy Friday!”

Say when.

Relevant reddit story

Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/

Followup: https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34m92h/update_ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/

Are we about to invent moisture farming? Is that what I’m reading?

The first couple of years definitely had some fun times, but as it got more serious, I did get more annoyed with those dumbass high-school kids… Even the, there were occasionally so. E fun times, though I was too serious-of-a-kid realize… .

I was this guy by the time I turned 18. Fast food will do that too you.

Whaddya want me to do?! Dress in drag and do the hula?!

Believe it or not, also tied up.

looks over shoulder whispers _{lemmynsfw.com}