Most dentists recommending eating at least 3 poop.

But DoGeeseSeeGos, my wife’s boyfriend says these are stupid, and that they are kind of gay. As I am deeply insecure about my heterosexuality, and need to need to project an aura of insecure masculinity at all times, will these products turn me gay?

But DoGeeseSeeGos, how do I really know if butt nutts are for me? After all, everything you’re saying sounds too good to be true.

YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH FINGERS.

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THESE PEOPLE ARE. THEIR HAPPINESS IS BECAUSE THEY HAVE MORE FINGERS! MORE FINGERS MORE HAPPINESS!!! CLICK HERE NOW TO BUY FINNEGAN’S FINGERS THE BEST FINGERS THAT WILL EVER FING!!!

Better yet, who thinks any part of Microsoft gives a flying fuck about the concept of safety in any capacity?

The corn crab always comes through. In blackest most cornless night he brings the corn when no other other could.

Marty me, corn crab, and provide for me many wonderful crab corn person children.

This sounds like an awful situation, and my heart goes out to you both.

I know many people that are struggling right now have found that smoking crack really helps their situation, and this could end up being just what she needs in these trying times.

My spoon is too big.

Nvidia and Linux is possibly the most dysfunctional and hateful relationship in all of existence.

If I fuck someone 10 times then havent i decimated them?

Press a to fuck this wench

Press b to kill this wench

Press x to do both

Press y to do both in the opposite order

Racist jokes are often hillarious.

You don’t make racist jokes because they’re not funny. You don’t make racist jokes because they’re racist and dehumanizing.

A joke doesn’t don’t stop being funny because it’s racist, but it does become dehumanizing and reflects very poorly on whoever is telling the joke. It also signifies a lack of wit because racist jokes are often very, very easy most of the time.

It’s not that someone telling a racist joke isn’t funny. It’s that they’re also a piece of shit.

I think

That

Deez nutz

Are very funny

If you find it hard to

Laugh

Laugh at deez nutz

It’s hard, but not impossible to piss with a hardon.

I challenge anyone to debate me about deez nutz

I never did raid content and got sick of it when I hit the level cap on the burning crusade.

I look back on my time playing wow very fondly because the Skinner box endgame ship never appealed to me at all. It was fun and social and when I got sick of it I moved on.

Very happy about my time spent playing wow.

CUM

Pregnant, not pregnant, old, young, born, unborn, man, woman, reverse centaur, drew barrymore doesn’t give a shit. If it breathes and walks on two legs she’ll eat it live on the internet.

She eats people live on the internet.

She doesn’t cook them first or anything. She just devours them while they cry. I watched her eat half of a school bus full of retirees she found by the side of the road once. She fell asleep before she could finish because she’d eaten too much.

I’m not sure why she gets a pass on this, or why so many people tune in to watch drew barrymore just straight up eating people. I’d put a stop to it if I could, honestly, but I think the ad revenue she brings in from the various sponsors that pay money to advertise on the “drew barrymore literally just eats people” stream makes her untouchable.

Plus you’d have to be bat shit crazy to go against big hot sauce.

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