It’s true, but they do exist!

Something Awful has been around since the very early 2000s, and they charge $10 to get an account, and the same to reinstate a banned account. It’s actually pretty nice because the fee tends to keep all but the most dedicated trolls from doing anything particularly stupid. And yes, I know they created 4chan, but the main forums are trying to be better people over the years.

That’s really smart! I’ve never heard of a cat that could use a knob before.

How does he open doors? I’d love to hear more 🙂

There’s a mention of this in Alan Wake 2, with a character saying “it’s not sad if it’s intentional!”

SUN-SOAKIN’ BULGES IN THE SHAAAAAAAADE

Cx - customer is one I run into daily.

Ah, the ekekekek! It’s so cute!