Things that don’t exist are the stuff of conservative nightmares. This story checks out.

When we run out of alphabet, maybe we could settle on something like sexu-else/sexuelse/non-cis-het-hate/sexuallies???

I’m down to read your fanfic

I’m liking all the comments saying that [even despite its strong decline in quality], Google’s results are still much better than others’. I’ve been moving around a lot to other search engines lately and thought I’ve been doing something wrong.

My poor doctor

has finally arrived

Finally !

Downvoted because störgaphobia

Then upvoted because Blåhaj

Which ones??!?

Ohhh – was trying to remember where I knew the small of your back from

It is a word, it’s just often misused.¹

1. m-w.com/grammar/supposably-vs-supposedly

FACELESS ROBOT: the F train is running on the A line

me: did Halloween fall on Friday the 13th this year??!

Fuck yes. Thaaaaaaaaank you so much!

Even if this weren’t what I wanted, I’m delighted to see leaders who can change their minds. Thank you for that, too.

I wouldn’t mind. Also, very.

Size is a fad. Just ask David.

Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy

says “Gesundheit” Archedly

I don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude — but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.

So… yes? We could put both in?

If you have a problem with the way Jesus authored The Star-Spangled Banner, then maybe you should move to France: La Marseillaise doesn’t allude to slavery or take pride in Americans committing treason against their leader in London.

To each, her/their own