Oh, that was such a good opportunity to use the word “ascertain” and you blew it!

I’m running a 2-4-9 build today.

Oh, is it really a candle? I thought I was joking.

Sir, that’s a candle.

That is awesome.

Nah, I couldn’t even bring myself to say “twenty” something until 2013. Before that it was all like “two thousand and five”.

Still saying the twenty part. Not sure when that can fall away. Since I was around for the nineteens, maybe I’ll never stop.

Ahh. I understand. Nice work.

Are there not some words which contain the letters I, M or Q?

Buttflaps.

Did ya get me? I’m pretty quiet.

Good, I was really worried you weren’t going to be able to afford the lollipop-dropping scene.

Guess be one url to the nicest porn gif I’ve found so far.

Life, uhh, finds a way.

This business is so out of touch. Everybody knows “so-so” means the same thing as “okay”.

Snapchat belongs in the free tier.

Side-by-side is for co-op, not competitive. That’s face-to-face.

Exactly.

R2 R2 L1 R2 Left Down Right Up Left Down Right Up.

Honestly any game that uses B as crouch is on a watchlist.

PC, Xbox, Nintendo, all insane. But it’s specially weird on PlayStation.

Love me some Smut!