I was thinking “What’s that red stu—oh…” Yikes.

Profits or bragging how they can do a ton of stock buybacks.

If this is real - what a shitty family.

When did Willow start commentating at football games?

I’ve seen this movie. It’s the one where AI determines we are the issue and initiates the “extermination” protocol.

Edit: With a dash of “Don’t Look Up”.

This is blowing my mind. I have one in the EXACT SAME spot.

100% me. I never in my life thought I’d be a cat person, then I moved in with my girlfriend (now wife) and her cat, who quickly became my ride or die.