Looking at that list we (humanity) are screwed.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

If it’s on-loan, sure.

But this was straight up thievery.

Kevin begs to differ!!

three panel comic from “poorly drawn lines” in which Kevin the Magical Bird is wearing shorts that don’t cover his bird ass feathers. 1st panel: Kevin: “Do these shorts looks stupid?” 2nd panel: Grey bird: “I wouldn’t say stupid.” 3rd panel: Grey bird: “But I would be thinking it.”

Same. Thought I saw Chuck E Cheese threatening to eat people on Lemmy before, but I’m pretty baked rn.

Edit: Oh, that’s a thing

Edit, Edit: OP said another family member posted it, so I am totally fine to keep smoking all the weed and not worry about the state of my mind 😀

M U L T I V A C

Sorry, I don’t know what that means, I don’t have Tiktok. I’m talking about the whole article being vapid, just multiple paragraphs that are lists of apps:

It could be Class Dojo, Brightwheel, Bloomz, or TalkingPoints. It could be ClassLink, SchoolStatus, or PowerSchool.

Is it like brand name dropping to keep people’s attention or something?

I stopped reading the article after it just became a list of apps. Felt like a thinly veiled ad, and if not, annoying af.

Who could make it up the walkway with that vicious pooch staring them down?!

Your comment reminded me:

I was looking up when the VP debate is in the US, lamenting the olden days when a bolded date would simply appear at the top of the results.

I’m just clicking results and skimming for the date in the 1st paragraph, but nope. Every site is like fucking recipe pages now with this nonsense filler.

Anyways, third result down, DDG gives me this verbose MSN bot-written trash. It actually listed all the dates (of which there were four), that were considered for the debate, but not selected. The 5th date listed in the paragraph was the debate date.

It was a perfect example of completely useless information that a human would never consider including in an answer.

You don’t even have to send it, you can save as draft.

😂 Space Karen

Found Melania

We are considered a micro-generation they have dubbed Xennials 1977-1983

Xennials are described as having had an analog childhood and a digital young adulthood.

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But for people using YouTube to follow textile patterns, photoshop tutorials, repairs, etc. needing to pause frequently while still seeing the full screen is a big deal 😬

I use Ublock Origin and Firefox/DDG’s “view here”, so I think I’m safe…

Edit: Also, Google is greedy af, so it’s def cumulative with existing ads; the article doesn’t say otherwise.

Haha, but if we do, they will follow in a gross and painful fashion: In Canada, 83% of the population received at least one dose. I believe we are 39M 40M now (lol, I was sleeping).

So 6,800,000 gonna keep the electricity going; grow and process food; and perform medical procedures? --Oh wait, all the medical people are dead. Speaking of dead, there aren’t any firemen to dispose of the 33,200,000 bodies! Damn, biohazard everywhere. I’m assuming their edjumacashun didn’t be gud, so I’m not hopeful of their prospects for rebuilding, but I suspect rage will take out who is left before it gets to that point anyways.

Edit: Math is hard

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Futurama Season 1: Episode 6. Fry gets ads in dreams.

Futurama Splash Screen with: “Any Resemblance to Actual Future is Purely Coincidental” written as gag.

Thank you. I left Twitter when the petulent child took over, but I lament not being able to read local emergency info. I’ll check these out.