The battery and hard drive are an easy upgrade. Linux runs great on it. A cheap one goes for $100 on eBay.

https://youtu.be/ipJceL253Fo?si=CaHtN9mqVD0hye-J

Here’s an 11” Air w/ Ubuntu. Pros & cons…

Ahole seems too easy.

I’d add a 2nd Pi-hole (sounds like you have one already?) for redundancy.

TF1, Q3 arena - at least for multiplayer.

I wonder if there’s beer on the sun.

Ditto for Louisiana, it was always “well at least we aren’t Mississippi “.

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