Thats like 30L/KG worth of liquid, no way the jacket would keep that shape. Let alone the carbonation increasing with every movement. Dudes a timebomb.

I would not wish reality on bob.

You are the reason I have a sludge hammer collection though.

Saw a kids sweater with a fuzzy dinosaur on it recently. Thought it would be amazing as an adult sweater. But of course it would cost $400 if it existed