I knew I should’ve talked to HR when I was told to “load her up” by my boss!

The fabled MegaSD card

CombDome

SomeBODY

Jar Jar Biden?

Exactly, my wisdom teeth got removed so I got the tattoo on my tongue. Way more visible in public…

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

I saw what you did there…

I bet you were beaming when you thought of that pun.

Not vegan though, because a human was harmed for the creation of that ponytail.

I literally haven’t seen a pop-up that I didn’t need to manually enable in years. Didn’t realize they were still an issue…

If it weighs like a duck, and floats like a duck, then it probably is a witch. Don’t let them trick you!

You can be vaporized by a witch anytime you want, no pondering required!

A main character, this is an ensemble cast. Just don’t let the red shirts know…

I was bitten this morning and I feel fi----nally half way through the week am I right? Any plans this weekend?

This is just what happens when you become the expert at something. Being goated isn’t simply slang.

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

And if you put a cucumber behind them they freak out… That’s not a euphemism!