It’s only a matter of time before the travel bans are instituted and anyone from a ‘shithole country’ is not allowed in.

Remember that wall Trump wants to build? It’s also to keep Americans in.

abusers are trash, no matter what their gender. May they all rot.

Holy shit, i haven’t heard about meowing on guard in a loooong time.

Throw them at space billionaires, duh.

i got service connected depression, but i wouldn’t kill myself if someone did this. I’d just cringe myself to death.

I wasn’t super into metal when I was a kid, I was more into funk and blues. But then my son decided to put on some garbage than he calls funk music. I was disgusted and promptly changed the song to sam and Dave.

you’d think i’d have learned by now not to put my potato masher in the drawer. but you’d be wrong if you thought that.

Tell me what you gonna do

What are titty Skittles? I like titties, and I like Skittles, so I would probably love titty Skittles.

Maybe they can just add one digit, or start using A-F

Is that motherfucker pouring coffee in a houseplant?

fair

maybe you should post it as a separate meme since people are crying about whataboutism. I hadn’t heard of this one actually.

Would you like to go tree some raccoons with me and my 2 dogs, Old Dan and Little Ann?

What os and de are you on? It looks pretty clean.

The Willie Nelson cover is much better, imo

i plugged in a USB I found on the ground, and the rest is history.

mostly that video made me think “this is fucked up and shouldn’t have passed a review board.”

This reminds me of a joke:

Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.