https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk

muh vibeo ganes

One got stopped trying to flee the country parking lot

Keyring is the biggest pita. Otherwise just read the news feed before you update and you’ll be fine

Me and the boys on thumb day

PO TAY TOES

Dub Bu$h

Movie with a rabbit who is a cop OWNED by facts and logic

“computer, pull up an image of musk shidding out his doodoo ass”

No lie detected

I regret that i over estimated my return on investment

Midlife crisis

*le antique meme

The Rob Liefeld section of the mall store

Too much raw garlic can def bite back

Big cursor gang

Anyone can design a bridge that stays standing, but an engineer can design a bridge that barely stays standing

this mfer don’t got hitscan piss lmfaooo

And it’s a very high quality app, to boot. I’ve been a mobile software engineer for more than a decade and this level of polish doesn’t just happen by accident

Kotlin > c# > java