Based Absurdists be like: 😎

Judging by their shirts it’s M series BMW’s.

Ahh yes, it’s the linux fan boys who are upset about a feature being removed in Windows.

Nah, as a cracker ass American I think I will celebrate Lunar New Year and immerse myself in the lore and customs of people I share this plant with because history rocks my fucking socks.

I much prefer the full size Glock 17 in my shower over the Glock 19. I feel the Glock 19 is a much better carry gun where as the 17 has the extra velocity to stay on target from my shower to the front door.

All You Need is Groundhog

Normalize taking alimony for personal gain

They never played Runescape and it shows

Yeah if you consider $100-$180 a month “decent income”

Interesting. I’ll check it out.

Edit: Lol I absolutely love them (I love old houses) but fuck HOA’s and the price. Not to mention I couldn’t see acreage listed anywhere or I could just be to stoned and missed it.

How many acres of land though? This could just be a hunting cabin for all we know.

Sorry, I just can’t contain myself around forklift certified personnel.

I’m so glad that I subscribed to netflixs DVD rental service. I would get stuff in the mail, rip the disks with handbrake, and send back. Repeat. Torrents where a no go with a 5gb a month satellite ISP.

Lol no, I drive a 2011 GMC Serria 2500HD in rural Michigan, USA and my truck would have no problem going up that. In fact my driveway goes up a hill that is far taller than the one shown and most of the time I don’t even have to turn on 4 wheel drive. I don’t even have snow tires as my all terrains work just fine (as a former autotech I do highly recommend snow tires though). For the weight distribution, yes, but that’s also why we throw weight in the bed over the rear axle which solves that real easy.

The problem with the cyber truck is it was designed by people who don’t use trucks for a techbro demographic who don’t need trucks.

I’m xxl but I’m also built like a forklift. When I was younger I could throw rolls of vinyl flooring over my shoulder. I wish I took better care of my knees though.

The cloud is just someone else’s computer. I thank fuck all the time that I bothered to learn Linux, that time sink has opened so many badass doorways like learning how to set up nextcloud or NFS or Samba and hosting my own cloud in my basement.

Hard disk drives will last even less. The lubrication will dry up and the disk will seize way before the 25 year mark.

Bluray is a fine back up media, I use them for stuff on my NAS that I cannot lose like precious pictures of family and friends. Not all of us live on am abandoned salt mine with perfect temperature and humidity for long term tape storage.

I was placed in Salt Lake City, Utah. I guess I’m Mormon?

People who are on an open source reddit alternative like open source software and an open internet, holy shit!

Good thing that’s a goose or else I’d be terrified.