1984. I’ll go back to the golden years of life before everything became political and people visited one another and knee how to speak their minds.

Surely some questions are stupid, right? Jk op your question made m laugh

CANADA ALSO EXISTS.

Just so Americans are aware, other countries have been dressing up and celebrating Halloween for our entire lives as well.

First genuine laughter of the morning thanks

You are so clearly the exception is should not even have to be made clear.

I’ve got a variant of this one about 15 times (minus the picture of my house). I sometimes read it out to my partner for the luls. I never keep a web cam attached to my computer, so I find it even more hilarious with the details they go into about my jerking activities and the questionable porn I watch (everything I enjoy is insanely tame lol)

In use an add-on that does 90% of these for me already on Firefox. I would tell you what it’s called but I’m not at my PC.

Which (on a side note) I’d totally go downstairs and check for you, but I just sprained my ankle real bad, and am dreading stairs. Sorry :(

Windows 10. It’s easy to use and never breaks. I miss elements of windows 7, but overall I think 10 is more stable.

I did not like Ubuntu when i used it.

Holy shit, blocking you has put a smile on my face.

Ummm, lol. You are so very wrong, but whatever internet person.

Lol,fucking great one.

Now he has the chance for a healthy relationship.

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In Canada it is all or nothing. :(

Exactly the problem.

It’s not a big enough difference maker for most of us to ever truly need it. An amber alert for a kid thousands of miles away? No thanks, because that is what I got the vast majority of the time.

Life is too short for such invasive stress.

Government issued alerts are something I went out of my way to remove. I’ll happily live precariously like humans managed to do for the entire rest of our history before cell phones.

If you are even remotely serious, I would prefer living my life never talking to you again. I stopped giving insanity a voice I’m willing to entertain.

Stay away from my pets.