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• You’re comfortable with terminal/config files

Aaand I’m out. It looked fun until I got to all the work I would need to do.

I always knew The Mirror was the paper of the people.

Y’all talkin bout Hitler?

Can’t do that anymore, being anti fascist is illegal.

In one hand…

Which ones are those?

With 9 different partners each time, dude dick gonna fall off statistically speaking.

• the boss says from his remote office in Barcelona sometimes in Honolulu.

Whenever older folks tell me they want to return to what the U.S. was like I think about the times I had to ask for a non-smoking table only to wait an extra 10 minutes just to sit somewhere where I could still smell the sweet aroma of stale cigarettes like a pound of ash that was fermented with moldy potatoes being stuffed up my nostrils.

Is he holding up a T-shirt made by AI? They got the H and M mixed up in the MAGA hat.

That’s what I do. Used it to replace a shitty boss and then use it to make my work easier. My new boss is so high up in the clouds he has no idea how much work I actually do and how long it takes, as long as whatever they want eventually gets done.

Great Depression? Shit I was serving that shit with hot dogs in the 90s.

The one I ate from Arby’s around the time they had pretzel buns was pretty good. Tastes about on par with something like Red Robin or Applebee’s.

Microsoft is frantically trying to resurrect the Aero Glass theme.

It reports that the AI detects and fixes IAM permission errors instantly, rebuilds broken VPC or subnet configs, and rolls back failed Lambda deployments without human input

I’m sorry but if the majority of your DevOps work was that then you deserved to get replaced with AI.

That and backwards compatibility for Win7 & Win10. Shares of those OSs have gone up and several application developers have announced continued support or are advocating for unlocking/keeping secure those OSs.

Microsoft account log in required.

Shhhh, no one tell them there is a free way without a Microsoft account.