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The dude in yellow needs to accept that he’s just not cut out to grow a beard.

Lmao you know me so well, random internet psychologist.

Not really. She’s a cunt with main character syndrome. I wouldn’t hire her either.

He’s guilty of conspiracy.

You would.

Look at this guilty bastard.

Five Finger Death Punch.

The first sentence makes it sound like there was one weight lifting accident at the gym that lasted 17 years.

MY NAME IS PHIL

Most trusted source right now.

Sure, it might have made an impact in other countries, but there are over 300 million guns in the US. That’s almost 1 gun per living human in the country. In the event of a firearms ban those guns don’t just go away, they go underground. The black market for firearms in an America where guns are outlawed would be massive and easily accessible, so I think the mass shooting angle of this argument is actually pretty irrelevant.

Good satire works on multiple levels.

Wash your hands if you touch it. Rat lung worm is some serious shit. I imagine cat lung worm is even worse.

That’s irrelevant. If firearms were outlawed tomorrow it wouldn’t stop mass shootings.

I’m not opposed to guns, but the idea of a less educated population having more of them doesn’t quite sit right with me.

Hey, check it out, poop guy’s in town!

It’s probably nothing.

Debbie’s a freak.

It’s your money, use it when you need it!