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I do not understand how some people live without curtains, blinds or privacy film over their windows.

Living in your home while on full display to anyone watching, is insanity and an open invitation to stalkers and creeps.

Swole Ice King and the angry Meseeks would be an interesting crossover episode.

Fo shizzle my Bizzle

I like cats and that it looks like a stylised way of writing Cam, which is a cool little geared mechanism.

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‘Drop it like it’s hot’ is the first thing I think of when I see that pic of Thomas.

Ayyyy lmao.

I still can’t believe how many people thought this was a real fucking alien.

You’re going to get your dad to beat up my dad? For real? Ok, hang on, lemme find a pen ans give you my address. He’ll be mowing the lawn on Sunday afternoon, I’ll see you there! This is going to be great!

(This is a poorly paraphrased rendition of a Bill Hicks sketch, it’s stuck with me since I fist saw it as a kid tho as my parents were also assholes. My dad was built tho and would probably have killed anyone elses dad who was stupid enough to try anything, but the sketch made me laugh, so that’s something.)

Tonic water was going to be my suggestion too, it ticks all OP’s boxes.

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(Pretty sure there’s a few of us with this username on piefed at this point, but I’m not going to fight the compliment. Thanks btw.)

At least your greys are in a respectable place, mine have started coming in in my left eyebrow and so far, nowhere else. I’d love some dashing streaks of grey at my hairline or temples, no one mistakes that for lint or a cobweb.

Wait, this is real? What the fuck

Nice to see another vegan about. I will never understand how more people aren’t vegan, what with the sheer level of cruelty, body horror and ecocide constantly everywhere around us. The vystopia is real.

I’m glad you adopted. Does he have breathing difficulties?

I hate that people have forcefully bred such a horrific deformity into cats.

Find a button up pajama shirt with a chest pocket, and sew a tennis ball (or something similar sized/shaped) into it. Can’t have sleep paralysis of you can’t sleep on your back.

Psicops

It’s a fast paced blend of adhd, stupid and very funny, and was sold to the network as X-files but with morons.