My great grandfather’s black leather Stetson flat cap. Wearing it now, in fact.

No way he’d ever do such a thing. I know a guy who said they saw him at a party in Pittsburgh at the time of the shooting.

I was banned for “showing extreme indifference” when that really funny thing happened to the health care CEO

This week’s Behind the Bastards about Jim Caviezel is hilarious.

You boys aren’t nerds, are you?

Because this isn’t the nerd taxi.

Sodium citrate is the ingredient responsible for helping regular cheese to melt into a smooth, creamy sauce- it has the chemical formula Na₃C₆H₅O₇.

Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.

I feel bullied by this question

I have a feeling you would absolutely love “The Gargoyle” by Andrew Davidson.

Immediately after the tuna salad sandwich. Heck, treat yourself to a big glass of milk with those cookies, too.

Peter Gabriel- In Your Eyes