…b-but I’ve been here the whole time?

Yes, someone does care.

You do.

Next question.

I’ve heard stories. Decent DIRNSA, proud father, but a real dick sometimes.

Ironic to post this the day of a solar eclipse

I use SEON and a CNAM database lookup API from Trellix - both free if under 100 requests/mo.

Am a threat intel guy. It’s a pet peeve of mine to study criminals only to find SocMed presenting them as some kind of lovable anti-hero.

Please stop saying that morally bankrupt teens deserve a career in security.

They don’t. Full stop. I don’t give a fuck how talented you are, if I can’t trust you then I’m not letting you near my systems. End of story.