XIN

And when the sniper gets paid off?

That’s what I do. Anytime I need to sign up for something with an email I do:

[email protected]

Brian Disease seems like a winner

Truly well rounded.

Lactose fuels the universe.

Worhy

Meth is more dangerous than caffeine

shoots away

Oh fuck yeah, I would absolutely love to die that way if they didn’t have so much sugar.

If your point was that religions have oversimplified complex science to the point that people thought they fully grasped it, then I agree with you. Otherwise I have no idea what you are trying to say.

I do most of my meal making on the stovetop, but I never bake without preheating.

I don’t see any attempts to logic, it’s just fewer steps:

1. turn on oven

2. put frozen pizza in

versus

1. turn on oven

2. wait

3. put frozen pizza in

weigh to much

The problem is definitely when I’m not working.

Step 0.5: sourcing raw silicon.

Never underestimate the value of a good asbestos regimen.

Like working on cars. Oh wait…

All the names are misspelled too. It’s gotta be intentional, right?

I’m holding out for ButtSharpies, not really the change I want to be in the world though.

I like how the “don’t dead, open inside” at the end just works.

It’s twitter, so who knows: it might even be ironic.