

The difference between the two, of course, was that at the time they thought Neville had really done it, and I can’t even fathom even Schumer thinking he’s done a great thing.


The difference between the two, of course, was that at the time they thought Neville had really done it, and I can’t even fathom even Schumer thinking he’s done a great thing.
You could use nuclear humour, just make sure you’re not fission for laughs


Hell yeah it do


My COVID splurge was a 12" milled cast iron pan that’s smooth as hell. Eggs slide on this baby. I would carry it up a mountain if I knew someone at the top had butter.


They have been irrational longer than you’ve been an investor. They have become exceedingly efficient at it.


Peddle but yes, they’re monsters


If I can talk to someone without feeling vulnerable or needy, or like I have to justify talking to them, they’re a friend and it’s only a question of degree at that point.


A lucid dream does not fully simulate anything, it is an altered state that includes the subjective apprehension of verisimilitude. Perceptions and apprehensions, even outside of altered states, do not constitute proof of anything.


You say that as if women haven’t been treated like property in nearly every society ever since we learned how to farm


Your twenties is when your brain really starts to finally take shape as an adult. You’ll find yourself questioning things and occasionally having these overwhelming feelings of revelation.
It can be a rush, but try not to get carried away. It’s important to be humble and grateful every day, be kind every day. Stay grounded. You’re gonna make it.


You scared the shit out of us!


Yes, and in the land of automatics no less, and on a '99 Celica GT. It was mom’s car, but I drove it like it was mine.


Picking up some groceries
Good god, y’all


Psy’s music video for “Gentleman” is also really good.


Enough horny can temporarily deactivate the part of the brain that doesn’t want to be gross and weird.


One of my biggest hobbies right now I’d better explain before I answer. I make Saturday morning cartoon clipshows for my wife and kid, which has been going for about a year and a half. I have a whole spreadsheet of almost 90 shows and a roughly equal number of indie animators I follow. I also grab occasionally like, old Fleischer studios stuff. Last weekend I included “Bimbo’s Initiation” for example. My spreadsheet tracks what episode we’re on, when it was last shown, and various notes for when I want to arrange shows together by some theme, e.g. giant robots or animal characters. I also sometimes sneak weird little videos into the commercial breaks. I have a media server with about 6Tb of shows, shorts, music videos, and misc footage.
My favourite thing about it is a bit of two different things - I get to share my TV with my kid, and I also end up seeing a lot of new shows and gaining an appreciation for the great work being done still, which keeps me from being jaded. It tends to concentrate nearly all our screen time into a single block during the weekend, so the TV we do watch is extremely varied, thoughtfully chosen, and always fresh. The first season of Owl House took us about a year to get through. Even though we could, we do nearly zero binge watching. My kid’s media diet is probably more interesting and varied than anyone’s I’ve ever met, and it’s because I spend hours every week gathering, planning, editing, and rendering highly curated content. And we make it an event, with big bougie brunch style breakfasts and a projector that takes up the whole wall. It’s fucking peak, man.


You’ll just have to look at sexy dudes to copy


Honestly if you’re sane enough to find that funny, asterisk, for the right reasons, they could use more like you


Guys look, senpai noticed me
What in the… Yeah you’re right. I thought I had heard he was working on a deal and I’m so used to disappointment from him. The eight Dems are: