If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him
If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him
Well that was certainly a thing
Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers
KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…
George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.
If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.
My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
So embarrassing
I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it’s cute
But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us
Sure, Andrew Yang, let’s get you back to New York
Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs