It’s basically bean dip, what’s not to love?

It helps to be a liquid

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It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

Well that was certainly a thing

Hissen to be puneished

Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers

KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex2hj5rLN48

George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.

If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.

My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

So embarrassing

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it’s cute