• 0110010001100010@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    This is a real tough problem here, not sure how we could possible solve it. Clearly the answer is to throw more money at the CEO.

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      1 year ago

      Won’t anyone think of the billionaires? They are persecuted every day and lose hard earned money on this. I only hope Jeff can afford to go to space again after this scandal. Thots and prayers.

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      1 year ago

      That’s not the right answer. First, let’s hire McKinsey for a few millions to analyze related cases and Amazon’s processes. After that, we can implement their recommendation of a 5% downsizing, CEO salary increase, and a stock buyback program.