That’s a two hour movie condensed into one sentence.
Or 22 episodes of a soap opera
It’s actually kinda the premise of this old Chinese drama from like the 90s. It’s called the Plum Blossom Birthmark. This woman gives birth to a girl but decides to give her up because the show takes place in old times and she felt her position was threatened because her husband had taken on a concubine so she decides to swap out her baby girl for a boy. She brands the girl with a plum blossom mark on her back so that she can maybe find her later. Years later the little girl and boy grow up and fall in love.
Hey, cool baby, wanna trade?
The families seriously need to auction off the movie rights, they’ve got it made now.
That headline was a rollercoaster.
No exaggeration I need nap after reading that.
If they ever get divorced, family dinner night is gonna be real awkward.
Her: can you pass the potatoes?
Him: Oh! You taking the potatoes as well as the house huh?!
dayum the mother must be having the best day of her life - finds long-lost daughter and now she has two children who got married on the same day!
Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
Yeah but that was supposed to be their day.
MailOnline = We’re just making shit up now
At this point, it doesn’t matter anymore.
In a normal paper like I used to buy on the way to work, this headline would be something like “bloodties the knot” or “trouble in paradise” or something. We’ve strayed from the light.
I’m waiting for the headlines on a story like this to devolve to the point that it’s like “MILF gives her adopted son permission in public to fuck her daughter (click for pics)”.
Incest Reverse Card
I like this version. No clickbait.
I respect that, but I remember a story in my local paper years ago about the burger van that was selling porn, and the headline was “burger van sells porn with relish”. I want that world back.
Now this is a man that knows how to marry his sister.
Roll Tai
Roll Thai?
A slightly humorous play on ‘Roll Tide’, which is what someone sarcastically comments when someone fucks their family members/incest.
…this is literally just a definition, which is what was requested, you’re welcome. 🤨🙄
Classic Garret
Some family trees look like oak trees, others douglas firs.
Hey step bro
…because the groom had been adopted
Disappointing
What are you doing, step brother?
From the bride’s parents probs
JAV title
IWantToFuckSpez (͡•_ ͡• )
stepbrother what are you doiiing?
Banjo music starts, then stops
“Wait, I’m… adopted?”
Banjo music intensifies
Well I guess that’s an uplifting story, being reunited with a long lost daughter and your adopted son is happy!
