Did you guys have an adult’s table and a kids table halftime show?

Middle-aged Rock.

There is a tiny man inside the drum behind the fan and as it heats up, he must walk forward like on a hamster wheel to not burn his bare feet. The man walks inexorably forward, blind and delirious from exhaustion to avoid the agony of being roasted alive.

You’re a sick fuck for buying this thing OP.

India and Pakistan have had wars between each other after they acquired nukes.

India and China are constantly up in each other’s grill too.

Fix things and keep them, fix things and sell them on the secondhand market, or fix things owned by friends who have broken things. By applying my technical knowledge to repairing computers, appliances, tools, furniture, plumbing, I’m building my own self-sustainability, I’m enabling others to avoid buying new things and instead spend their money in better ways, I’m networking with people who have skills that I lack, I’m denying the manufacturers the revenue they would get if there wasn’t someone like me to fix their shit, and I’m denying the govt the taxes involved in new purchases and income tax on my secondhand sales, and I’m denying the voracious landfill of its tasty, tasty whitegoods.

What

He does not have time to play with himself.

“Anime”

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it 😭

Doctors are professional drug dealers

I used to use an iPhone with. Sonar ping ringtone when I was doing it support. It ruined the tv show Silicon valley for me because Richard Hendricks’ ringtone was the ping and it was giving me panic attacks to watch the show when I heard that characters phone ring

This is a learned response. Once bitten, twice shy.

Especially the judges and spectators

That bowling pin isn’t gonna extricate itself from that rectum

As much as I hate to say it, law enforcement are people too. Not good people, but people.

Nobody should have to do a job that injured them, physically or mentally.

Have you considered trading them in for cats?

Australia can into EU plz?

I’ll show you fuckin’ left!

Who won? What did they win?

Genital mutilation?