Yes, I know it’s censored. I didn’t censor it. I still think it’s fucking funny. See? I can write fuck.
I was a local bassist and I support this message.
I get drunk and fight drummers and I support this message.
I wrestled a drummer once
I hope you showered shortly after. I hear it’s contagious.
I have had the urge to count to 4 a lot lately… Oh no
Could be worse, they could have been into prog
I unplugged the bassist but noone noticed
It wasn’t unplugged, but Sid Vicious used his bass as a bat against Brian Faltin in Texas.
The drummer def. noticed the lack of sb playing with ½bar delay
hear me out you little shit
–Flemming Ramussen, 1988
I unplugged the bassist but noone
noticedcared.I unplugged the bassist and people went to buy the album.
I unplugged the bassist and now I’m the bassist.
…and justice for the bassist.
Used to play in bands. Still do but I used to too.
In the one I was in in high school, some drunk ass old man ran on stage, unplugged our guitarists guitar, got behind him and started pretending he was playing it and humping him. Supported us real good
Me, at the opener for Bright Eyes
I used to love big arena shows until I saw a famous band do a three night stand at a small bar/club style venue. After that, I started going to shows of bands/performers I hadn’t heard of. Changing how I thought of shows, where before I thought of it as an event like going to see a theatre play, to thinking about them similarly to how I’d think of going to the movie theater made the whole live scene seem more accessible and more fun. I hope when my kids are older we can start going to more shows again.
I read an article that said being in a band is less appealing to kids these days and that being an influencer is more popular than wanting to be a Rockstar. I hope it’s just “old man yells at clouds” because I feel like there is always room for more local acts. Support your neighbors, go dance!
What’s a three night stand?? One night stand times three?
Pretty much, they play at the same club for three nights
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I used to sing in a post punk band. We had a drum machine. In the middle of one gig, the drum machine spazzed out and deleted all the internal memory, and started a 600bpm bossa nova loop. We played right through to the end.
i don’t understand what that means but it sounds hype as fuck.
For the drum machine, definitely! But we largely kept to our tempo or maybe double. It was a free gig and we were getting paid in beers. I think it was pretty funny for the audience too. Great night.
+1 because you can say fuck.
This is how I met my first wife.
Was she the drummer?
There was a horrible accident where the bus a band was in went over the side of a cliff. 4 musicians and 1 drummer died.
Hey. You be nice to drummers. And remember that if you air drum to Def Leppard and you use both arms, you’re an asshole.
They forgot to say spill beer on their amps
They wanted to leave room for creativity.
Puke on the singers shoes
EAT THE KEYBOARDIST’S HAIR
Don’t forget to yell out “Free Bird” you clever bastards.
No Stairway!
DENIED
That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.
Or “Wagpn Wheel”.
Man I used to go to live, small wrestling shows at little clubs. We used to abuse those poor wrestlers, pick on anything about them and everyone in the crowd could hear each other so we were ruthless and making each other laugh. One guy got destroyed over his backne and another cause he had angel wing tattoos.
You can say fuck on the Internet
It clearly says f@ck
What the f@ck?!
Frackin censors
Suspicious contempt for the rhythm section here.
Are you saying the drummer is a little wuss that can’t fight? Because get that fucker out here in the parking lot.
We’ll beat him like a kettle drum.
Stop censoring swear words you fucking idiots
it’s a repost, op didn’t censor it. you’d know if you read the text.
I don’t care. He could have uncensored it or found the original tweet or whatever that is
that sounds like way more effort than is reasonable to expect from a shitpost.
I don’t think so. This took me about 40 seconds with my default gallery app
i applaud you for being the change that you want to see in the world
One can also undo the curse of reposting text as a screengrabbed image file.
Support local bands. Go to their shows. Tell them they suck to their face. Unplug the bassist’s instrument cable. Demand free merch after. Get drunk as fuck in the parking lot. Fight their drummer. Support. Local. Bands.
Support more obscure artists in general, doesn’t have to be local. Bandcamp is great.
This. Normally I pirate all of my music because I actually don’t want to be forced to have an Internet connection to listen to stuff but I’m actually considering buying some of the stuff I pirated because the artists deserve the money.
I just buy the things that I can’t pirate. I save money and end up supporting small artists.
Sounds like a great night out!
