You can take the sweater off when you’re not sleeping, but it has to be on at night no matter the temperature.

I think I would demand like 200k, just for the discomfort from the scratchiness. I already sleep with a winter blanket all year round so I wouldn’t mind how warm it would get.

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    Is this a sweater tailored to magically be uncomfortable for everyone or is this just a regular scratchy sweater? I actually like a lot of fabrics most people complain about for being scratchy, and I tolerate heat a lot - cold is usually my problem.

    So, I don’t know. If it’s something I can tolerate then something like 30k a year would make a great difference in my quality of life atm.

    If it’s something I can’t stand though, I think your 200k a year seems more reasonable.

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    I don’t think $200k is enough. That’s a lot of sleepless nights just from the itching. It would need to be enough money to afford to run my air-conditioning year round, on top of the mental anguish.

    Do I have to keep it on during sex?

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    Enough so that I can pay the AC bill during the night, cause healthy sleep requires low temperatures.

    Besides that, I will ask for as much as I can get away with.

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    200k per year, maybe. I have a heavy wool sweater like something a North Sea sailor in the 1800s would wear, I can’t handle it without a thick long sleeved shirt underneath because of how rough and itchy it is. It’s also incredibly warm. Sleeping in that thing would be like having a full time job every night.

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    You people are underselling yourselves.

    A thousand a night, indexed to inflation. First year in advance, and then payment every morning after that, with the condition that if you miss one night, it’s all over.

    I think the ongoing payment adds a bit of spice to it. Do you set a goal of X dollars and stop then? Will you be ordered by the court to continue wearing it for alimony for your gold digging ex wife that you met in the first year? Will the temptation of easy money for minor suffering slowly drive you insane? Time will tell.

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    If it’s only while in bed to sleep, I could do $200K. I’d be willing to also wear it for naps on the couch but not for, ahem, other activities I do in bed.