The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoTime is an unstoppable forcelemmy.worldimagemessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1467arrow-down1100
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minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up147·17 hours agoHoly shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
minus-squarecaptain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·26 minutes agoThe cure was basic math
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·16 hours agoOr maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-24 minutes agoLike that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine. Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… them again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
minus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·13 hours agoAnd what was the name of your first pet?
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoThe same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
minus-squareMonkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·15 hours agoI mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·13 hours ago I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well. Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 minutes agoYour poor mother… Viking horns couldn’t have gone well when they had to put you back in
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 hours agothey would have to have had a hell of a childhood
Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
The cure was basic math
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.
Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… them again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
And what was the name of your first pet?
The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
Your poor mother… Viking horns couldn’t have gone well when they had to put you back in
they would have to have had a hell of a childhood
Pun intended, I hope 😁