Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
Do you eat your hot dogs from the top down like a lunatic?
No, I eat them
tootop down like a normal person. How do you eat them?I eat them three down.
Isn’t hands free the standard?
Giggity.
Sorry, corrected.
I said what I said.
I stand mine vertically and shave from them like a doner kebab.
Edit: I meant shawarma. Pretend I said shawarma. Just forget it. I’m not racist!
You don’t eat your doner kebab right off the stick?
My four yr old eats hotdogs like this except he starts on a bread side in the middle
Good man.
What do you mean gone halfway through? Are you eating your hot dogs lime a sandwich? You gotta throat that bad boy.
Uh yeah, I do throat it. Top down, like a normal person.
I always use a syringe to get the condiments into the doggo
Spin-coated fast food condiments coming soon
Submerge weiner in condiments and bake to have it fully encased.
Oooh, since they are all just disassociated globs of meat glued together in plant casing, maybe the move is to mix flavors into the meat before it’s assembled.
I kid of course, that’s dangerously close to spices and you can’t put spices on hot dog meat.
this dude eating hotdogs like corn on the cob?
Op used ragebait. It was highly effective.
What is wrong with you?
Can’t say for sure, I don’t have an official diagnosis so far.
Absolutely cursed image. I’m dying.
Cause those dogs were bred for show.
I’m confused. If I put mustard on a hotdog it looks exactly like that.
(Aside from that bland yellow, I use real mustard)
So you like eating all the mustard right away, and then having the second half be plain?
How the fuck you eating your hotdog?
The fuck?
lmao
what the fuck
I have a new pet peev
Apparently in parallel instead of series.
Ohh you eat it like a sub? 😅
I only do that if I’m lazy and use sandwich bread for a roll.
Im sorry, people eat subs differently than hot dogs? Fucking excuse me?
No, I eat a sub from the side. Otherwise you’d just be eating bread, then fillings, then bread separately.
That’s the precise reason that you eat a hotndog the same way.
Sgt chowdown doesn’t appreciate this post.
I like how he’s delicately cradling the
ballsbunDishonorable discharge for Sgt Chowchow
No no no, wrong guy, Sgt ChowChow is entrusted with US Nuclear facility codes under admiral Hugh Mann. Now those are names you can trust.
I don’t trust the admiral. I think he’s gunning for my job.
Yeah hi I make hotdogs as a job, instructions say all sauces on top. You want it changed, go fight corporate.
Fine, fine, I’ll fight them. We using gloves or bare knuckles?
If it’s corporate, use brass knuckles!
Sock 'Em Boppers!
People with big mouths (like me, I have a big mouth) eat hotdogs in bites that span left to right, and top to bottom along (approximately) a plane that lies perpendicular to the axis along which the hotdog was extruded. With this approach, the condiments merely have to run the length of the hotdog (or just the bun if you dislike messy eating) in order for them to participate in every bite.
Only small mouth dweebs that can’t fit a wide, juicy frank into their mouth when they’re gobbling down a… Nevermind, I think I got sidetracked.
No dawg, you gotta flip it turn-ways.
I know, its so hard not to rub the weiners together before I sit down at the table 2 feet from my kitchen. The insatiable need to rub two sloppy condimented weiners against each other in such a way that the condiments on top are completely removed is just overwhelming. I can barely sit at the table before I give in to rubbing to sloppy condimented weiners together in such a way that all the condiments on the top come off.
You surely won’t regret rubbing sloppy condiment weiners together.
you’re supposed to eat a hotdog end to end, you weirdo
I mean, yeah, you eat both ends. From the top down, though.
Who here likes hot weiners?
I actually prefer putting the stuff on the bun under the hotdog.
How many dogs do you eat a year would you say?
Hot or regular?
The ones that can disappear from sight if left alone at a picnic.
You know the ones you don’t want to step on barefoot.
I step on both barefoot all the time.
You put mustard on top and then spin the hotdog do the mustard is applied 360° and doesnt get all over you while you eat it.
Yep that’s what I do pretty much. Line of ketchup down the left, mustard down the right, then spinnnnn
I think you just changed my hot dog game. I need to try rotating my weiner.
You could even call it windmilling
This sounds promising, but how do you spin the dog when it is hot? Do you have some sort of dog rotation apparatus?
Use a napkin or suffer a minor finger burn. Worth it for the outcome.
Chef callouses ftw
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