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capybeby@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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eat the rich and go to the library

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capybeby@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    IRL convo I had just the other day:

    Sister: “Can you loan me some money and take me to the bookstore?”

    Me: “Why?”

    Sister: “So I can get a book.”

    Me: “Why not check it out from the library?”

    Sister: “I want to keep the book.”

    Me: “Why not check it out from the library, and then never return it?”

    /S

    becsuse apparently nothing is absurd enough anymore to actually notice when the intent is humor.

    • [鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works
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      Lol, just yaRrr it… at least then you don’t deprive someone else of a copy

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      There’s nothing wrong with buying something if you feel it is a good value, especially if you plan to keep it in the long term.

      Much better than stealing from our public services.

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

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          If you intended it as a joke, can you please add a /s or something to indicate it is a joke, when it’s not obvious? It does not read as a joke to me, but as a serious comment. It can be difficult to understand the author’s intended tone by just reading text.

          Thank you!

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            We shouldn’t have to add /s on a joke. provided it is well crafted and actually funny. But that comment is neither of those things. Even adding /s doesn’t help it.

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