i struggle with lactose and oligosaccharides
yes, i can take an enzyme pill for both
no, it’s not a perfect solution (not in my case at least)
at this point I’m just straight up with people and say “I will burp and fart if I eat this, so it’s your culinary pride or your nose, choose wisely”
me being gassier than the sun is practically a holiday tradition when i visit family. nothing has more milk and onions than Pennsylvania white people cooking lol
Please come visit. I will maintain my culinary pride, light a damn candle, and try to fart louder than you like a good host
Also, I tried that poo stank pill (devrom, bismuth subgallate) and if you can squeak out a scent through that you’re a stinkier ass than I. And I’ve like been kicked out of churches over mine.
i struggle with lactose and oligosaccharides
yes, i can take an enzyme pill for both
no, it’s not a perfect solution (not in my case at least)
at this point I’m just straight up with people and say “I will burp and fart if I eat this, so it’s your culinary pride or your nose, choose wisely”
me being gassier than the sun is practically a holiday tradition when i visit family. nothing has more milk and onions than Pennsylvania white people cooking lol
Please come visit. I will maintain my culinary pride, light a damn candle, and try to fart louder than you like a good host
Also, I tried that poo stank pill (devrom, bismuth subgallate) and if you can squeak out a scent through that you’re a stinkier ass than I. And I’ve like been kicked out of churches over mine.
kicked out of a church for ripping too much ass is an achievement that might actually get me through the doors of a church to try, ha!
there is a non-zero chance we’re blood related lmao