Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn’t even a console, meaning people can can dial in and we can’t dial out.
It’s ok, it’s in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.
Edit: You downvoters don’t understand. I’m in Indiana so I’m allowed to say that. I don’t make the rules, I just obey them.
I’d be pissed if I understood what you were saying
Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.
You want Goa’uld? This is how you get Goa’uld.
Prove to me we already don’t. Have you seen the news!
As someone also in Indiana, I’m surprised there’s not a line of people just waiting on someone to dial in so they can just sprint through to wherever to get out of Ohio.
…not that Indiana is much better.
Oh Indiana is awful and no one should come here.
But I’m still allowed to shit on Ohio due to my being a Hoosier.
Indiana: At least we’re not Ohio!
Can we just get a pair of signs at the border? “Welcome to Indiana/Ohio! At least we’re not Ohio/Indiana”
And while we’re at it let’s get Defiance Ohio a sign clarifying that they aren’t the punk band of the same name.
I’m debating on which sign would get vandalized first, lol
Indeed.
Pretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.
Found the DHD, covered by some shrubs.
Oh Jesus.
Anyone have some valid Stargate addresses? I’m done with this stupid planet.
Just don’t mention it on the conservative communities, otherwise it’ll be the next conspiracy theory on sneaking voters into a swing state.
Read that as sand people to Ohio and thought, that’s a different fiction.
TO Ohio? No, that can’t be right. Who would design a transportation method of that technical marvel, and choose OHIO as it’s destination?
They’re after the cats.
See, he was right all along.
/s (just in case)
OOOOH! It all makes sense now!
They weren’t talking about people from Haiti, they were talking about people from 8E. Planet 8E in their catalog of habitable worlds accessible by stargate.
Because those fuckers do eat dogs.
Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!
I’m fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!
It may still not be a good enough reason to go to Ohio. Because before you go to another planet, you’ll still have been to Ohio.
Says someone who’s never been to Ohio before. Their state motto is “abandon hope all ye who enter here”
I thought our state motto was “HA HA! You got stuck in Ohio!”
Ohio has drive-through liquor stores. As in a place where you drive into a little carport, stay in your car, they bring the booze to you, you pay, and drive off.
That should tell you a lot right there.
papermache would vaporize instantly
Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we’re in business.
And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.
“Moooom, I want a real stargate!”
“We have a stargate at home”:
Whoever built this is just plain awesome, period.
A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.
Ah its fine, the put it upside down so anyone who attempts to use it falls on their head!
Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio…
JD Vance does wear a suspicious amount of eyeliner….
Fuck me how did I never even consider the guy who fucks couches might be a tape worm driving a people suit. Did RFK Jr know too much? Did the worms really eat his brain??
What if I told you to take a good long look at the entire republican party, and ask you to give me a single compelling arguement that these people are actually people?
What if I told you to take a good long look at the entire republican party, and ask you to give me a single compelling arguement that these people are actually people?
I thought they were the ones dehumanising their opponents?
People don’t need to provide a compelling argument that they’re people, even if you don’t like them.
Casualties are to be expected.
Wasn’t the iris something the military built after relocating the gate? If so maybe it was never found before. I mean it is in Ohio…
The mechanical iris was a later addition, before that there was a stone cover. Without either anyone can come through from the other side.
Yep. The iris is an SGC addition to the gate
The mechanical iris was a later addition, before that there was a stone cover. Without either anyone can come through from the other side.
Does it spin? Because spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.
It’s a neat trick, for sure.
Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:
That’s cool, any details or link to share?
It’s classified.
With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?
Stargate is real
Always has been.
It’s been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.The worst stargate.
Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa’uld aren’t interested.
Ugh don’t you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.
Truly a 90s moment.
The possum Homeworld
Next time I’m headed home, I’ll plan an explosion such that I can jump my wormhole over to Ohio.
