This is nice as I have a ton of games I haven’t opened since my family accidentally broke my Switch. Never bothered to repair or replace it since I keep worrying that as soon as I do, the next console will be announced.

Half my customers want me dead and the other half don’t because they don’t notice I’m queer 🙃 I enable them to buy video games that fund transphobic campaigns, toys that fund Israel, and drinks that fund death squads. I could quit my job and die, but the machine would keep turning, I’d just be its latest casualty.

I’ve had mostly terrible interactions with doctors, including them trying me on random SSRIs for nearly a decade before they ran out of options and agreed to try ADHD meds.

I did have one REALLY good interaction with a guy at a walk-in clinic though. Felt my knee while I bent it and told me imaging wasn’t necessary because he could feel the tear. Multiple years of false answers and physical therapy that went nowhere and then I got lucky enough to have a doctor who had the same kind of tear and knew what he was doing.

Been playing Sonic X Shadow Generations after falling off Sonic in 2006 and every time a song from SA2 plays, every part of my brain lights up

I change details a lot. Get the catharsis of pouring my soul while hopefully confounding whatever dipshit would think I’m a good target.

My name maybe has some letters in common with “Alice”.

I’m convinced it’s because we want to be loved, but most people will settle for someone just feeling positive about some superficial aspect of them.

Yup! We call it “the heads” in my area. I’ve also heard people joke about blindness from lead exposure from shitty DIY distilleries but I don’t know if that really happens nowadays.

Shen is constantly playing gay (and trans) chicken with himself. If he’s actually cishet he might be the second man in the world who had to come out as such.

This is horrifying for a lot of reasons but it’d be nice if my boss had to see the amount of people who yell at me for masking or tell me I look like a man every day. It wouldn’t help anything I just hate my boss and want her to feel the awkwardness

I’ll take any reference that isn’t Wonderland!

Is this a thing? I’d feel like I was punishing a kid for having broke parents.

I really wanted that site to crash and burn. Oh well.

It’s a normal Ethiopian name as far as I can tell.

I guess so. I do that with my own pain, I’d think people would be upset if I did it with theirs.

My family is never going to return the favor. Should’ve gone to school instead of taking care of them.

Our queer siblings being horrifically abused doesn’t make us cool or quirky, it’s a tragedy.

I mean I can’t find a result for “‘blimpson’ ‘surname’” that isn’t in reference to this post. Can’t find a reason to believe it.

Nah, I’m pretty tired of the whole idea that liking animals is a prerequisite to being a good person. I was raised by an animal hoarder and I’ve had people lose their shit at me for saying I don’t like birds, or that I don’t date bird owners because I don’t want to live with birds.

I’ve never been cruel to a bird but I’ve had to tell casual acquaintances about my fucked up childhood to get them off my case. That’s not fair. Maybe don’t judge people for such pointless shit.

Sonic: oh no they took my chili dog

Shadow: oh no they shot a 12-year-old right in front of me

Truly the most game series ever

There’s a Tumblr account that makes a ton of these. Not the first to do it, but I think the only person keeping the meme alive in 2024.