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I just hate sans serif in general, the serifs make me feel cozy because they remind me of printed books

Can confirm. I struggled to remember the name of the ancient website vampirefreaks after the concept came up in conversation and out of the big search engines only Bing’s flavor of chatGPT could tell me what I was looking for.

Buffett is a bastard but he’s a clever bastard.

An older goth girl bit me on the arm as a child. Completely inappropriate behavior and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.

And the windows+P multi monitor control doesn’t work before login in 11 because it’s part of the taskbar now

You’re right they don’t flatten but the brake does have to engage to stop it from behaving similarly to a manual treadmill

Can’t the escalator like flatten out or something awful, when it’s without power?

But it’s so safe and familiar, why should I regard you as a real person with thoughts and dreams?

Probably because America bad, eat the rich.

Yeah it was cool they got mr las Vegas to be Mr New Vegas but dear lord his voice and the song selection really puts you to sleep. It wasn’t until recently I remembered I loaded up the radio with 50s and 60s rock.

It would only work if it was still a massive privacy invasion. They either feed you ads or sell your data, they’re not going to offer a service that can’t at least do one of those.

Lots of young folks with time to dedicate to surfing were at the right age where lolrandom was peak humor. They were ripe to receive the shit posts of prodigious animators congregating on Newgrounds and Ebaums etc

I should call her

The pledge of abeangiance.

Yup one of the first things I learned in computer repair is that a mostly flattened Philips works way better

Productivity is actually a bad thing, in the current economy increases in productivity has a positive correlation with increases in poverty. Look at how groceries are more expensive than ever while self-checkout only becomes more pervasive.

Wow is that really what the Apple campus looks like? That’s hilarious. Like if Nintendo HQ was a big warp pipe.

Sucralose and other similar artificial sweeteners make human urine extremely toxic to the environment as well.

That’s the one time a grocery store deal actually achieved its purpose of getting me to permanently switch brands. That mayo is perfect down to the texture.