Why say normalcy when you have a perfectly good normality right there?

Rude of them

Jet spray. Toilet paper is just for drying off afterwards. Or dressing like a mummy

Do the same with your butthole. Thank me later

The future sucks.

Even Starcraft???

We StRaPpEd MaGnEtS tO rEcLaIm EnErGy!!!w

You can get genetic testing for Alzheimers done; I lived with the Fear for many years until I got the testing done and found I didn’t have the gene… such a relief. I’m still a forgetful fuck though

Lol CyberPope

Red beans and rice didn’t miss her!

Don’t have a cow, man!

Action Half-Life was pretty great.

Lights. Camera. Action!

Le chat is French for “the cat”!

The more you knowwwwwww

Tha bit in Mario Kart when you finish a circuit and your guy rides up to the podium and suddenly there’s a huge motherfuckin’ fish and you’re like, “what’s this puffy guy gonna do?” and then ba-boom it fuckin’ explodes and there’s your trophy

It’s the VLC of porn photo viewing

This is how I do it too

Syncthing is no longer an option on Android?

Feeding ones’ family

I think they banned Gold Bond and they had to replace the formula with some corn derivative shit

Have they tried turning it off and on again?