Yeah I think that’s the one

The first thing that came to mind (assuming this is being wheeled into my classroom) was that 90s birthing video they used to show in sex ed. It culminated in them showing the baby’s birth; though the poor thing probably got rug burn coming out.

I’m trying to find who they are talking about but coming up empty on Hans Duchtelstein

Why? I’m tired to the tracks just like you.

Amazing

The better to govern with, my dear

Ancient Sumerians scrawled that on some rock; I’m certain of it

I hate nylocks. They are such a bitch to work with in my experience

I’m not a woman, but I’m always down for a good weenie roast, watch:

You’re a disappointment to your parents, and need to get your life together

Back when Disney movies were gut punches

What if I come around the corner, muttering about how things in my life suck, and a skeleton gets me, and agrees with my complaints?

Airborne seafood.

Cat just batted him around a few times in the air first, before chowing down on a leg.

Bunch of spring-loaded snakes

Non-stop nut November

That GUARD post you’re referring to was fucking amazing. My friend and I are still laughing at it

I’m doing my part!

I actually agree, but I didn’t when I was a kid

Good friend of mine for a bit of fibre stuck in there from the Q tip, it got infected and blew her ear drum…