My brother and I put a corked glass bottle down in an old defunct drainage pipe beneath my parents’ house. This pipe/canal is quite large and isn’t obstructed by the bottle, and the bottle can clearly be seen by peering into a hole in the cement of the basement storage room. Inside of that bottle is a carefully folder paper bearing on it a crude drawing of a cock and balls.
incredible
I hope you used archival ink so it will last for generations
It was likely a permanent Sharpee marker. Hopefully it holds up. Fingers crossed that I’m able to return there as a ghost one day to watch someone unearth what they believed was a map to the family treasure.
The skeletons in your closet.
A prediction for the 2024 US election
“And then it got worse.”
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole
Surprise the next guy to dig a hole there, by adding another hole underneath the hole.
Me on Lemmy today:
had no idea foundations were that thin. no wonder they crack so easily
i don’t think they are, usually
You can have thicker ones by making them more thick
ah yes
tautology
Me on Lemmy today:
An empty safe
This is an awesome idea
corpses.
Buy a plastic skeleton from a Halloween shop
No, obtain a real human skeleton from… a legal skeleton store 🤔
Pictures of you pooping
*hole
Me
The whole thing
A dictionary.
Print out and laminate this entire post.
