“Fuck that particular con, I have a president in my pocket now.”

Oh no, cover your ears, poor innocent American! You heard nothing.

This is almost as bad as when we had to carpet bomb another village to a crater last week to prevent the public from finding out that …

^{women have nipples too}

But if the people who actually post something have not posted yet, or example because they were just born and thus too busy learning how to breathe to post yet, are they born cool even if they are then prevented from posting? Is a born-cool poster who loses the ability to post through a freak curling iron accident retroactively unborn cool? Is a born-cool poster who has yet to make their first post Schrödinger’s cool poster until they actually make their first post?

Which oune wold yo souggest?

Bit slow in the frames-per-second department though.

A million seconds is a little over 11 days.

A billion seconds is a little over 31 years.

Billionaires should be required to count out their dollars individually every few days.

I dunno… Still better ratings than the star wars star cruiser hotel thingie.

At least they can finally admit that they are not a car company.

Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you’re good to go.

They’re only called stars if they grew up in the St. Arse region of France.

Not again.

OOOOOOOOkay.

To say, for example, that there is no consequences to pollution that will kill all life on earth an order of magnitude sooner than any current prediction unless you literally undo everything you’ve done and made it up in an order of magnitude more in work to fix it than was done to create it.

I am indeed missing the point, though mostly because the meaning of this sentence has not revealed itself to me, to put it lightly. It’s not for a lack of trying, but so far I merely have some vague suspicions what you may be trying to convey with it at best.

It’s like nobody’s even trying anymore.

Okay, yes. Sure, why not. But out here, in objective reality, some facts can be known and verified and outside your “truth is a lie and nothing can be known” approach, there is indeed a difference between zero reported eaten dogs and hordes of illegal migrant bogeymen eating everybody’s dogs.

*Autounfall

*Kochpunkterhitzungstemperaturschreibgeilindiekommentarewenndudasverstehstbohnenerfrischungsgetränktasseninhalt

That whole right side is just quitter talk.

Honestly, if your goals include conserving an inhabitable environment for the human race in the future, conserving a semblance of wealth for everyone but the top, like, dozen people on Earth, conserving the rights of workers and consumers against an overwhelming opposition, conserving democracy for future generations (and all that against the best efforts of a supposedly “conservative” party), your parents may have been right.

Because it’s too expensive to crunch up a whole iPhone just for one cone.