and then the datacenters adopt that tech and hoard it all too

lol, lmao even

I don’t even live a single life (aside from my relationship status)

If you’ve done nothing wrong you have nothing to hide, Elon.

Microslop (through tears): Stop calling us Microslop!
Also Microslop:

And you sir, is your motherboard socket waiting to receive my CPU?

I feel like I get a better, more comfortable fit with the silicone tipped earbuds I have compared to the hard plastic ones I have

They probably know better than I do, but this seems backwards to me. People aren’t poor because of where they live, they live where their means allow, and that has a pretty big influence on one’s “success”

If it beep-boops we can hack it

She should’ve tried hanging out in a McDonalds with all the “evidence” needed to make a case on the abductor and a note explaining the night’s events

^/s

“We declare (moral) bankruptcy!”

Unfortunately they won’t be nearly that forthright

So named because her face looks like an ink blot test.

Glad you specified, I assumed her full name was Lorelai, after her mother Lorelai, but needed a way to differentiate them, so went by Rory for short

There was one for spanking that absolutely did have a picture

You wouldn’t download a car fighter jet’s custom firmware

So 18 months still before the bubble bursts?

“Please be an early adopter, otherwise we might run out of money if you wait for the technology to mature and sufficient use cases to emerge”

For a fresher perspective

“You can’t trust blind tests for audio, that’s the wrong sense bro. You need double deaf studies, obvs.”

This will not be a case of double negative cancelling out

Instead of take-a-penny leave-a-penny, close-a-door open-a-door