That’s not who I wanted to see dead at 74.

This is amazing and I love it.

Ha! That’s awesome!

Ok, hear me out.

We find the users with the slowest internet and start sending them all the data. They don’t have to keep anything on disk. Then they send it all back and forth between each other. Any time a user makes a request, we just wait for one of the slow nodes to come across the data and send it out.

We use the slowest wires for all the storage. It’s fool proof.

There’s so much boilerplate to even do the most simple tasks. And that boilerplate is something that could usually be automatically added by a compiler.

That kind of stuff often introduces footguns.

I use Svelte, and I love it. Although I’m not a huge fan of the new Runes syntax. It’ll probably grow on me though.

Yeah, I think you’re right. TIL. :)

I fucking hate React. It’s slow, verbose, and unpleasant to work with. It’s all the worst parts of Java brought over to JavaScript. That being said, it’s still better than Angular.

See now I know you’re not from the future, because there’s no way we’re making it to 2044.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Coke Nails

You had focus before?

The number of votes that each candidate gets is unbiased information. It is determined by using addition to count them, which is also an unbiased methodology.

C-Span will have election night coverage:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?539795-1/spectrum-news-election-night-coverage

Is it possible for me to get an account? How would I go about doing that?

Sure, but those kinds of lights are very dim. You can just use a dimmer bulb set to very low if you want that kind of longevity.

Is your son a cat?

Oh, that sounds really cool! Thank you for the explanation.

Based on my experience with how destructive a robot vacuum can be, there is 0% chance I would let a Tesla developed robot exist in my house.

What does it do?

Meanwhile, Tesla is showing off pretend robots to serve drinks to Elon stans. Don’t look behind the curtain.