That… Actually takes some skill to do
The only problem I have with this is if I eat this many eggs in one sitting I will be on bed for the next couple of days.
This is obviously meant to be a cake. You shouldn’t eat an entire cake.
In one sitting.
YOU’RE NOT MY PARENTS
This is … poetry…
Gaston makes fried eggs.
Omelette du Garbage
I heard this in Dexter’s voice.
Presented in the new fashion of choice: Derelicte.
They say anyone can cook. But that doesn’t mean that anyone should cook.
1950s jello cake ass food crime. Wtf
Yes, I’d like one slice of the cake-ass please. No box, I’m gonna eat it here.
Cut it into cubes and stick them with toothpicks and you can lie and say it’s a Barbarian hors d’oeuvre or some shit.
Ngl I’d fuck with this
Please keep your distance for the next farty hours
Weird thing to fuck but ok
That’s not how that slang phrase works, and you know it!
I know shit
Ewww
His work specializes in scatology
Egg
Babe, come get a slice of egg loaf before it gets cold!
Nothing a little smoked paprika can’t fix.
And garlic salt.
Heresy. Only sweet paprika is real paprika.
Isn’t that just poached eggs that have been jellified together?
Isn’t it more like… Steamed eggs?
I just fucked up a french omelet and now i don’t feel so bad about it
