If Trump decides to help Ukraine

Putin’s not going to let him…

With the president, Congress, and the Supreme Court all being in Trump’s cult I fear for global politics as a whole, and I’m not sure which country the US will be at war with first.

Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?

Should have bought her a chocolate bar, too

I’m debating on which sign would get vandalized first, lol

Indiana: At least we’re not Ohio!

As someone also in Indiana, I’m surprised there’s not a line of people just waiting on someone to dial in so they can just sprint through to wherever to get out of Ohio.

…not that Indiana is much better.

Inconceivable!

Fake…

That ass should be as pointy as Great Fairy tits.

Gotta go with the good ol’ “Spike & Ike’s” where you mix in some Extra Hot Tamales.

Cabin in the Woods.

I try to find a person who doesn’t know about it an force them into watching it to watch their reactions. Almost as entertaining as the movie, and the move is great.

Procrastinate for eleven months, panic at the last minute, ask for a do over, fail, then try to learn Rust in 3 days and program a roguelike.

A 3d printed dock with a nub underneath, so you just push the whole thing down and it hits the button.

I was there for 10 years myself and I fully agree. I think peak Reddit was during the age of the novelty accounts; it still felt new & fun, like you were a part of something no one knew about, even though everybody knew about it.

I’ve heard “non-tradional Seppuku”, which got a dark humor laugh from me.

I will pitch in .000000000000000000000001 Bitcoin, so that’s either insignificant or enough to pay off everything, I have no idea!

You can say sex, but you should have censored sh!t.

They’re coming for you…

At least you didn’t say [UN-ALIVE], they edit comments for that before they come aft–

Best I can do is a copy of Battletoads

Cool!

The use of emojis is.slowly converting written language back to hieroglyphics, so your new language is already happening.