Physical leap, startled, or time travel?
😂
Literally this afternoon I jumped as high as I could to see if I could touch the ceiling. I could not.
check out Mr Big Shot over here with the high ceilings
The ceilings are normal. He’s actually Mr Small Shot
Right now because I read this. And then I realised that I jumped a few days ago because my partner and I were talking about our floorboards, and by pure chance I jumped in the same place and it triggered that memory. But I wouldn’t have remembered it if I hadn’t read this and jumped now.
April. Broke my foot. Sucks, man.
Does bounding up the stairs count? I definitely get air and I do it almost every time I go up stairs. I average about 20 flights of stairs a day.
Your thighs must be hella toned.
The do be. I am a cyclist and biked thousands of miles a year until recently.
I went to year 1194 and saw some Turkish guys arguing about some grey men. Later Time Interference and Time Travel Society (TITTS) seized my travel card.
A time Jump, I see
No, gravity.
Car wouldn’t start.
Yesterday! At a concert. A LOT
About fifteen minutes ago.
The third and fourth stairs leading to my second floor are rotted out and I’m too lazy to replace them so it’s a couple times a day.
Famous last words 💀
This afternoon, while walking through a parking lot with my toddler. We had to avoid the cracks.
Literally a couple hours ago because my coworker asked the same question.
Plot twist: op is your coworker
down a few steps earlier. yes, i live dangerously.
Today. I exercised
I don’t quite remember, but sort of like… 8 hours ago while traveling go work in a company bus.
The driver was going quite fast and didn’t notice a speed bump. Shortly, he became a pilot.
Ah fuck it, lets simplify it. 5 seconds ago. There you go.
Almost every day. Whether I’m skipping a step, avoiding a puddle, panic-flailing away from a sudden pile of dog shit, or trying to grab something from a too-high shelf in my small apartment, living in Brooklyn means you’re idiot-floating more often than not
