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Novi Sad@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

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  • Zeppo@sh.itjust.works
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    How much is normally in there? And how?

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      Manufacturer: “As much as legally allowed.”

      • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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        DOGE gets rid of FDA

        Silly restrictions that hurt corporations.

      • Maeve@kbin.earth
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        Plus some.

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      The FDA has rules for how much rodent shit or insect legs can be in your food. Realistically, there’s going to be some no matter what food producers do.

      Here’s some of the rules for basically everything but dairy. Although you might not want to read them.

      Dairy is so complicated that they have a searchable database. I found a couple of numbers for bacteria counts, but it seems to be an “it varies.”

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      Sadly you can’t make things 100% clean even tho it’s disgusting but I think there is some limit of rat poop in foods and other things. Don’t know exactly how much tho. Just what I heard don’t quote me on this.

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        This is accurate - I used to work on food products in a past life.

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      I stopped drinking milk the day I learned that the FDA has a limit on the amount of puss from a burst udder blister, and it’s not 0%.

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        The FDA also has a non-zero limit on insects in most foods, so you’re better off just growing and raising your own produce and animals.

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          See that doesn’t bother me as much. I’m a Boy Scout. Bugs and soil get in your food. So be it. I’m not ok with machine-milking cows until their udders begin to repeatedly blister and pop onto the milk.

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            It’s mastitis, so more like the whole portion, internally, is filled with puss. Which needs antibiotics…

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              I hear it makes a hell of a latte.🤮

        • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world
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          Which will also have some amount of insects in them if grown outside, cause there are some things you just can’t control

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        Milk has always grossed me out for weird reasons. Reading comments like this makes me glad for that.

        And for anyone that has some kind of gross facts about oat milk, I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT THANKS!!!

    • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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      Just the usual amount. I don’t think we want to know.

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      About 20%

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    Don’t worry, once DOGE is done cutting government agencies, you won’t hear anything about how much shit is in your butter.

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    Upvoted for literal Lemmy Shitpost

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    https://www.realsimple.com/butter-recall-april-2025-11712447

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      Thanks for the link. My first question was, “What brand, what item?”

      Per the FDA, the recalled item is Cabot Creamery Extra Creamy Premium Butter, Sea Salted. The butter, which is sold in 8-ounce packages, contains two sticks of butter in a cardboard box.

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        Extra Creamy

        • ViscloReader@lemmy.world
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          “Premium”

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            Creamium, even

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    Ok but why you crop it that way?

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      Why doesn’t it have more jpeg? That’s the real question here.

      (The answer is: I was lazy and just took the image as I found it somewhere else.)

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    I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER

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    The brand is “Cabot Creamery”.

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      Hopefully it has nothing to do with their chip supply chain… I do love that smoked cheddar chip…

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    My wife and I make our own fecal matter at home. Healthier and tastes better

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    Good choice. I prefer my butter only lightly fecal, and unsalted

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      We always buy unfecaled butter then add feces depending on the recipe, taste.

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    Can’t spell butter without butt.

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    Hmm, that butter tastes a little bit more shit than usual.

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    Elevated

    …unquote.

  • no banana@lemmy.world
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    The real meaning of butter!

  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    What should we have expected, “butt” is right in the name.

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    Total Recall (1990)

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