Hi, I’m Lo Wang. I’ll be your acupuncturist today.
You no mess with Lo Wang
Johnson?
No need for names. You leave your number at the front desk, and if you are lucky, you’ll get a call back.
I never call it
It just comes when it pleases
🥇
I’m a wolf, so mine’s a sheath. 🐺
(well, technically, the sheath is the outer thing around it, and when it’s out of the sheath I still have to figure out what to call it. But when it’s stowed away? sheath!)
(also fun fact: I have a permanent boner. Literally, there’s a bone in there. :3)
– Frost
mister boopsy fucking killed me
… And he can do it again in 2-5 hours ;)
Mine is known as The Great Depression.
A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!
I think they mean it in more of a topogical sense, maybe. Could be either/both.
I knew a girl that refereed to her breasts as ‘the girls’ and dicks as ‘the little gentlemen’.
“May I come in, ma’am?”
I’ve heard the former a million times but I’ve never heard the latter.
a post about male genitals and the top comments all in capitals. why am I not suprised?
arooo
“Gochu” meaning “hot pepper” in Korean.
##Verse 1
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy
It’s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick
##Verse 2
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don’t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won’t come back
[Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much
Now sit on my face and tell me that you love me
Armstrong and Miller, for those that were wondering.Whoops. I was mistaken. It’s Monty Python.
All you want is a dinkle
What you envy’s a schwang
A thing through which you can tinkle
To play with or simply let hangwand = double nerd alert.
I put on my robe and wizard hat…
I’ll put on a witch’s hat and then we can have a duel.
I just call it “my eight inches”
Here’s hoping someone done seen that video of the courtroom.
I would strongly prefer if you specifically never interacted with any of my posts.
Sorry, I really am not able to assist with that. I would strongly suggest you don’t waste your energy with this request. 🙂
Where’s pecker? Or pizzle?
I first heard pizzle in Kingdom Come Deliverance: “Are you pulling my pizzle?”
That’s where I heard it 😂
Stop yanking me pizzle!
You’re at least 65 years old
Or member.
